The Only Question to Ask

Right, here we go again.

As we all know the election will be held in May, we need to set out what questions the reporters need to ask. The first question that the public want answered is simple. "Will you promise NOT to raise Income Tax and VAT during your term in office?"

Thats it, no other question needs to be asked. Now we will not get any reporters smart enough to ask this question, or who will be able to put it in simple enough terms that it can be answered in one word.

Another question, "Will you regulate against further expenses and reduce your income to match the average wage of the general public?" This will never happen, but it is one of those questions you can ask a Tory and wait for them to ask "Whats the general public?"

In regards to the expenses problems the question that any reporter should be asking is "What do you do with your standard wage, which is 3 time that of the average wage, that means you have to claim for (Insert Item here)? Because most of the general public seem to be able to get away with buying that items without having expenses to claim it from.

But you will, nore is there, a reporter with the brain to ask that, when that is the easiest question to ask. Just think about it, someone earning 18K manages to by bath plugs, how is it they need to claim for them? What happened to their 3 times average wage?

Over taxed maybe?

Anyway, I want to know what questions you want put to the idiots in charge, the BBC is doing the same thing, but you know its going to be changed and monitored beyond anything, so no nasty questions or common sense questions will apart of it.