Saturday 17 April 2010

To sort out the UK

Here is a list of things that I would do, if I was in charge...

1. Death Penalty - 5 Levels of appeal, and 10 years for them to happen, then pull the switch.
(The odds of you going to jail and being put to death by mistakes are much less than the odds of another terror attack, live with it, you break the law bad enough, it costs you your life!, DEAL WITH IT!)


2. Three strikes and its life. In this case, life means life. I will give you the option of taking the death penalty and for that we will take the average living age, deduct your age, take what money it would cost to keep you alive, and then give it to a school, or something in the criminals honour, so you can have the chance to do something good with your life, even though you are a scum sucking criminal.


3. Cut the number of MPs in half, cut the Lords in Half. Make lords 75% elected, the last 25% to come from peoples vote nominations and random selections of the general public, so it is possible that we can have real people in the lords. Also, a peoples jury, a random selection of 20/30 people once a year who get "paid time from work" freedom of the government to see what is going on.

(For all you idiots jumping up and down about security, of course security checks would be done, secrets acts signed etc, and if you are one of those idiots, go take a long walk of a short pier)



4. Quango? What the hell is that when its at home, its stupid. Kill the lot of them. (It is a government cover up that these things actually do work, or help/assist in running your country, you have a government department for Education/Health etc, they decided and they do the work, no need for extra jobs for the boys clubs)

5. 10 Years, thats it for an MP, after that your gone. (2x5year terms max) No outside jobs when your an MP, and we pay for all you need. No pension, no extras. (But Who would do it if you said no pension? Don't you believe it, when you have been in power, you come out you sell yourself, you make money, you think Hoon and that other lot are just a few bad apples??)

6. NO ONE NEW ENTERS THE COUNTRY! We are an island, we have limited space, and we have millions who are not working, so DOORS CLOSED! (Again for the people who would complain, ask yourself one question, How do they get here? They at least gotta go through one other country that could take them, so they can stay there!)

7. IF YOU CAN WALK, YOU CAN WORK! Yeah, I know what it is like to have a bad back, but guess what, I work, I have done since I was 16, so can you. You can sweep the streets, you can work. If you want benefits, then once a day you go out into the street and you sweep it. It is the very least you can do.

8. Oh yeah, Europe, we are out, sorry. We want trade only, not your rules or laws.

9. Scotland, your on your own. No Scotish MPs.

10. Wales, Do you want out?

11. Ireland, same thing.

You might wonder why those last three, but lets face it, you have to have the vote, if you want in, then you are in, if you want out, then get out.

As mentioned before, we need to learn the lessons from Canada, the french hold Canada up for ransom, or they used to, two referendums, and personally we should have made them go the last time, less than 1 percent decided it, but they know which side of the bread is buttered, and they stayed, and it works. So the same with the Scots, and the Welsh, give them the choice, and if they stay, then they stay and no special treatment. NO HALF MEASURES!

These things are tough. Also, the first few the general public would LOVE, but again, its calls for someone who can say, this is the way it is and this is what I stand for. We don't have any of that leading any of the parties at the moment, we have, "We Agree", "They Agree with me", "I Agree with him". What we want is, "This is all bull shit, and I am sorry I have to stand here and do this, what I want is what you want, a job, a roof over my head, and not to pay 60% of everything I earn to the government to see it pissed away."

Oh yeah, some place near the top, NO MORE AID! Let me explain this, if your kids are sick, you by medicine to make them better, you don't then turn around and give it to the neighbours kids, you give it to your own first. We are a sick country, we need to be healthy before we take care of the rest of the planet!

Signing off. Tough Choices, Tough Measures.... No Bullshit

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